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Get the public updates on what I've written lately sent directly to your email, plus a limited-run 7" x 2" "Free Coco" sticker from that one time I got flipped on my roof in a Lemons race.
- Access to subscribers-only blogs including build updates on the Porschelump 944, Parshwagen 411, Lancer of Doom and anything else I'm tinkering with lately.
- Occasional round-ups of all the work I've done elsewhere sent straight to your inbox.
- An 8" x 4.5" sticker of our team mascot, Fluffy Bunny, Eater of Souls, for your home and/or race car printed on quality race car-grade vinyl.
- All the benefits of "It's Parsh Time" membership.
- Fluffy Bunny stickers aren't the only tchotchkes we'll have for upcoming racing and rally shenanigans. This tier will get the occasional extra from our most recent event, be it another sticker or some other bribe that's safe to mail.
- All the benefits of the Team Mascot Fan Club (Fluffy sticker and subscribers-only updates).
- You'll get the latest Porschelump team shirts as they happen, usually centered around events. Please specify your t-shirt size with your address as I'll have to preorder such things.
- All the benefits of the Oof Network tier (subscribers-only updates, Fluffy sticker and other team stickers or tchotchkes).
- I will do a burnout in your name and post it on YouTube. This may take a while given that I'm currently rebuilding my lone one-tire-fire maker, so my apologies in advance for the delay.
- All the benefits of the Advanced Laundry Avoidance Techniques tier (team shirts, subscribers-only updates, Fluffy sticker and other team tchotchkes), so please specify t-shirt size and address as well.
- Get recurring gifts of broken car parts as we break them. Think of all the lovely home decor!
- All the benefits of the You're Nuts, But Thanks tier (Puffalump deep-dive, dedicated burnout video, Fluffy sticker, team shirts, subscribers-only updates and team tchotchkes), so please include shirt size and address upon sign-up.
At this point, I'll just send you a postcard from the Nürburgring because you know that's what I'm going to do with the extra cash. (Comes with all the benefits as listed in the "Holy Crap, You're Beyond Nuts" tier, too, so please list t-shirt size and address with order.)
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